The past few weeks go to show how unpredictable life is, with days of the week being reduced to this day, that day and someday. However, thank God for entertainers who have chosen to share their talents with us during this period, and I’m guessing by now you guys have heard of quarantine radio from your fav socials.
The hype with which Tory Lanez does his live is something to die for(God bless that man), many of us have been educated on other uses of milk …haha!I’m not here to talk about strawberry milk though but to send love and hugs to whoever needs them, you know life can get boring when we have a non-existent social life as we Quarantine, Quarantine, Quarantine🚨🚨🚨!!! (Insert Tory Lanez hype man voice)
All this brought about due to the Covid-19 (Corona virus) that has made its presence felt in every corner of the globe, affecting without preference, the rich and poor, old and young, privileged and normals, pineapple and non-pineapple pizza topped eaters…No one is safe, absolutely none.
Government’s are asking people to stay home, most are quarantined with those they love and hate, others with a spouse they occasionally argue who gets to spread the bed and all this calls for extensive adjustments…a paradigm shift in our daily routines.
Thus far, 2020 has shown us a lot. S/O to those like me who prophesied this was going to be their year😏, if anything I now appreciate every day alive. Never mind I have to deal with emails from Tinder, you know…how I’m proving to be irresistible and jumia food, I’m broke please!!
When all this is over I won’t say no to promising opportunities, it’s a no to attending a men’s conference when I can spend time with someone’s daughter you know cloud 9 and all…
We are all affected in this unprecedented times, the ongoing pandemic forces the extroverts, “people persons”, company seekers to be confined to their homes and this might cause anxiety to some, for some it might lead to triggers to their depressive mental health states. To all who might be feeling some type of way don’t be pressured at all by those who post how you are not “learning a new skill during this time,” understand that existing, surviving and functioning during a global pandemic is a new skill. Times where companies are sending employees on unpaid leaves, salary cuts are the order of the day( I got a 30% salary cut and low-key still fussing about it) but desperate times call for desperate measures and we all have a role to play to overcome…
Understanding that peace of mind is key, please do everything within your power to stay sane. Whether it’s not always staying updated with the news, to reduce the thoughts and feelings about death and dying.
Pray, read books, communicate with friends and fam who uplift your spirit and live life! Don’t slack just because your home, do whatever floats your boat, whether it’s dressing up for a live stream of your church service, dressing up to show us your outfits on the socials, stay home models…we love to see ya📸! Doing online meetings while working from home ( please wear your bra..haha!) And do some interesting indoor activities, for those of you quarantined with your significant others deep in the baby making process🍆, just be careful who you have a baby with… Your childs hair may never grow!👽
There is always a silver lining no matter the adversity, you know I love the fact that things like nitumie fare have died a natural death and also the fact that the earth is breathing again, nature has taken a deep breath while we have reduced our impact on it. The air is fresher, waterways are cleaner..
People have now realized that their health comes first and that of their families, material things are secondary, it’s also very very possible to stay alive with a small circle💯, people who genuinely add value to your life and honestly if you don’t leave this period with a reduced list of valueless friendships (declutter) you’ve got yourself to blame no lie.
It’s also the best time to steal someone’s wife and have a low-key wedding💀, they won’t hear it till later and it’s also cheap, reception mnakula Mchele kilo moja na nyama😅.
With that said, I hope you guys are legit staying safe, washing hands with soap, sanitising, wearing masks where necessary and did you realize you could use bonga points to buy food? Head over to the Safaricom socials and find out how, you could send someone who really needs this, let’s be as considerate as we can during this period. ❤️
Special shout-out to Deangel, he designed the cover photo! Ever need dope graphics Dm him on IG!